@_NTFG_: Sometimes when I say "I'm OK", what I really want is for someone to give me a hug, say "You're not OK" and hand me $10,000.
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@wickedsuga: Proud of myself. I only ate 1 brownie today. I mean, it was cut up into 8 very large pieces and took up the whole pan but yeah, 1 brownie.
@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.
@peterjames48: Birth certificates need a popup dialog box: "Are you SURE you want to spell your kid's name that way?"