@i_love_fudge: Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there's a giant dog with a tiny woman in her purse.
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@iGreenMonk: I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators... All I wanted was to complete the circle of life.
@knot_eye: Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?
@causticbob: Why do sanitary towel adverts always feature a liquid which is blue? Are aliens their primary customers?