@i_love_fudge: Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there's a giant dog with a tiny woman in her purse.
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@Sickayduh: Her: *flipping pages* Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about you Me: but that's my autobiography
@_natalieray: My siblings had a fight once and it went like this Tyler: “Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!” Sam: “Tyler.” To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it.
@otterwrangler: Please stop giving your dogs human names. My sons Buster & Lucky are getting pretty sensitive about this!