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@MomOnFire: Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day?

Me: *literally salivating* Here to see you, buddy.

Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day?

Me: *literally salivating*  Here to see you, buddy.

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