@briangaar: Son, that bear is more afraid of you than you are of ... oh wow, that bear is being really brave right now.
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@Fuzzylogic2009: I've stolen so much stuff from work that some of my colleagues now have to work at my house
@StinkyGr33n: Boss to our group: "Let's talk about what inspires you. Mike, you go first." Me: *Goes home*