@SCbchbum: “Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice.”
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@LuvPug: I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble
@juneohara65: I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee.
@BlondAmbitionTO: Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road? Do they really think someone will take it? Do you think I should wash it first?