@Ristolable: Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in six years.
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@RideSallyRide69: The definition of Irony: Your job sucks Your kids suck Your life sucks Your wife...doesn't
@trevso_electric: Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling.
@gabemakesmusic: I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as "senseitational"