@Contwixt: Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion.
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@MartaEffing: My date thinks he's gonna get me drunk, & then get in my pants. The joke is on him, coz my tolerance is sky high & I'm wearing a skirt.
@anerdonfire2: Don't flatter yourself lady, I wasn't winking at you. I was winking at that biscuit you're eating.
@papasuncle: Who names their kid Russell? Like hey kid you're a noise. Look after your sister kurplop boing
@NintenDom: I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life.