@MorganJ7: Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
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@ChipKellysBalls: Find a penny Pick it up & all the day You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ...
@Los01001111: My Wife does this cute thing where she says that "actions speak louder than words" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding.
@daemonic3: ME: [sees old friend with new wife] Hey congrats on the wedding! Where did you marry? HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her?
@GrantTanaka: If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx