@TheGoodGodAbove: Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years.
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@Kyle_Raney: "I'd like to make a toast." - piece of toast telling her toast husband she wants to start a family
@PanicRestroom: I wonder if the username "That Cab" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow "That Cab"
@causticbob: A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"