@TheGoodGodAbove: Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: my wife's lover: what about your husband "he won't be home from the camouflage store for hours" [plant in the corner cocks gun]
@Tw1tter_K1tten: One thing I've learned about this world is that there are always going to be people who want to change you. -babies
@llvvzz: Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
@abhorrent_wife: I'm at my sexiest when I find the grown out patch of hair on the outside of my ankle I missed with the razor the last 17 times I shaved.