@TheGoodGodAbove: Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years.
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@SergioValenCo: ''You will die alone.'' I hate fortune cookies. Wait! This is a note from my mom!
@ericsshadow: FBI: If you testify you'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program ME: I'll do it FBI: Your wife and kids too ME: Never mind
@FatherWithTwins: 4yo: When you're 9, you can drive Me: Pretty sure you have to be older 4yo: Some people can drive at 9 Me: A little older 4yo: Ya, it's 9