@briangaar: Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*
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@ThatEggChick: I fall more in love with you each day, well, except yesterday. Yesterday you were really freakin' annoying.
@platinum2000: If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does...
@MaverickGames: Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. "Your crush" has added you to list "Friend Zone".
@vmochama: why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?