@UrFavAsianGuy: Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield.
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@AmericanGent69: If my name was Simon I would always talk in the third person when telling someone to do something.
@mllebeckyrose: I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.
@CerebralWreck: Lawyer: why do you want a divorce? Wife: because he use idioms incorrectly. Me: it's not my cup of shoes, Linda!