@Laser_Cat: Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now.
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@PaperWash: Caught my son smoking pot then my wife walked in and caught me and our son smoking pot. Anyways I'm grounded.
@ihuffpaint: what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun
@iamk1ts: As confused as an atheist who's stuck behind a car that isn't moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you love God