@Bluestmoon_: Sorry I asked "why?" when you told me your baby's name.
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@briangaar: Divorce is when you tell someone: Hey I know you better than anyone else on Earth and I'm gonna take a pass
@amydillon: My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast. Thanks, royal baby.
@huntigula: Dove: ..then he called me a fat pigeon! [sobs] Prince: "There there, cry it out" [starts recording] Um, you are a therapist, right? "Sure"