@Bluestmoon_: Sorry I asked "why?" when you told me your baby's name.
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@joerogan: This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
@LivibelsDada: You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree then realise it was your air freshener.
@thatUPSdude: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but Brad Pitt is hot. In other news, I might not know what bilingual means.
@ArfMeasures: [customs] "Passport?" *I lift up my bag & a severed head falls out* ME: OH NO OH GOD *still rummaging through bag* ME: I've forgotten it