@thetigersez: Sorry I booped your nose when you said that you loved me.
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@JohnLyonTweets: *walks into alma mater carrying English degree* I'd like a refund, please. This did not work as promised.
@greenteam15: Joe, keep that beat nice and loose. Sam, take that bass for a walk. Ray I slept with your mom AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A
@MouthOfSass: Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper.
@_Kim_Jongun: For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp.