@thetigersez: Sorry I booped your nose when you said that you loved me.
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@dril: i can confirm that Somali pirates have intercepted my shipment of 20,000 glossy 8x10 headshots and are using them for vile purposes
@TheMichaelRock: If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly kills people having sex. Most of you should be good.
@brendanmcginley: Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won't be like before.
@TheMichaelRock: The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)