@murrman5: sorry I broke up with you in the middle of a corn maze
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@3sunzzz: My son turns 18 today. I bought him a set of luggage for his birthday. Too forward? Maybe it's too forward.
@GFGander: How crazy is it that we used to say "three and a half inch floppy" with a straight face
@KalvinMacleod: ME: I wish I was a little bit taller GENIE: done M: I wish I was a baller G: done M: I wish I knew the rest of the lyrics G: done M: dammit