@Sultani_Sails: Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun.
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@Underchilde: They say they’re free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave.
@Fat_Jalbert: Waiter: how would you like your steak? Me: rare [later] Waiter: *brings steak with a 1st edition Charizard on it* Me: *tearing up* perfect
@SwedishCanary: Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet.
@markedly: Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason