@JesKeepSwimming: Sorry I can't make it to lunch today. I forgot to shorten "people" to ppl in a text this morning and now I'm totally behind schedule.
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@_coryrichardson: me: yes i have girlfriend she just goes to another school friend: what school me: [sweating] high school friend: ya but what’s the school called me: [panicking] high school musical 3
@OhNoSheTwitnt: [coworker starts talking to me at my cubicle] Welp, nice chatting. This is my stop. [puts in earbuds]