@lisaxy424: Sorry I commented "yikes" on that pic of your baby you posted on facebook.
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@thatUPSdude: We are never going to defeat the Decepticons, they are too good. I mean Bumblebee can't even talk! ~Pessimist Prime.
@HavocMantis: God: "Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?" Frog: "ribbit" God: "haha, alright man"
@Vodkantots: In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants.
@lalenguafuerte: Rihanna says, "chains & whips excite me." I doubt her ancestors felt the same way...