@Marlebean: Sorry I gave you a sympathy card at your baby shower, but... well you'll see soon enough.
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@specialhug: Hi. I'm Sarah McLachlan. Every year, thousands of innocent dragons are hunted for their balls
@krishna_van: Don’t you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That’s why I do it.