@CarolineCasey: Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now.
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@WhosTheresa: I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band.
@garrydavenport: "It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything" - cats