@DrPussyMagnet: sorry i lost my nudes can u send me yours
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@just1fool: I'd like to thank the spider that descended from the bill of my baseball cap for getting me motivated today.
@SondraDeeMe: It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress.
@1Happytwit: Kids don't scare me cause their little arms aren't strong enough to swing a chainsaw.
@LindaInDisguise: Me: We do *not* spit on our classmates! 5YO: Well, who DO we spit on, then? I miss the funny stuff my kids said when they were little.