@Manda_like_wine: Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.
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@sarcasticmommy4: I saw a lady jogging in the rain & I was like, "how sad, she doesn't know she could be sleeping in her bed right now."
@neilhimself: In my dreams last night, I met God. He gave me the manuscript for His novel to read, but I never read it, & I had to avoid Him in the town.