@Manda_like_wine: Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.
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@einsteinsexual: Stereotypes are just like regular types, except every time someone almost kills me, while I'm driving, it's an Asian person.
@plank_sinatra: What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed
@filmbizpro: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.