@Swishergirl24: Sorry I referred to your baby shower as a gift extortion party.
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@sucittaM: If the US ever decides to change its currency from the dollar to the unmatched tupperware lid I'll be a very wealthy man.
@Dutch_50: I always say no to drugs. But, if they ever start deep frying them, I'm in big trouble.
@KeetPotato: [biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it? [surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]
@jamisondg1: I wonder if in 100 years, ghosts of today will spell out "swag" or "bae" on the Ouija boards