@SabotagedSmoke: Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips.
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@SteveKoehler22: Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments.
@hpb777: Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
@DrDogMD: DR DOG: The test results came back. PATIENT: Oh God DR DOG: The tumor is-- *sees a squirrel out the window and takes off*
@markedly: Friend: Dude, you need to get into her pants. Me: [imagining how soft her leggings would feel over my thighs] YES