@SabotagedSmoke: Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips.
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@chopper4jk: The nice thing about Hide-and-Seek is your children voluntarily go in a closet and be quiet for 3 hours.
@david8hughes: [first day as a soldier] Army guy: we deploy at 04:00hrs Me: where we going? Army guy: to war, soldier Me [setting alarm for 10am]: enjoy
@briangaar: At this point, I'm pretty sure the main reason Donald Trump ran for president was to get more Twitter followers