@Book_Krazy: Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.
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@TheBeerGuy73: A N U S B U T T M U F F ~ My reply when the optometrist asks me to read the lower lines, regardless of what I see
@Kalarlis: hi rappers i have been shaking dat ass all night and i am exhausted can you make a song about sitting and watching tv at a reasonable volume
@WheelTod: [First Date] Her: Your Tinder profile says you're a great listener Me: Really. Ugh. That's a typo. It should say I'm a "great listener."