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@Reverend_Scott: Sorry I said "What is it?" when you showed me your baby.
@rickolantern: The worst is when you're on a cruise ship that turns into an Autobot to fight a sea monster and you had a decent game of shuffleboard going
@dlockw21: TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight.
Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest?
@wilw: Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the murders are based on different Smurfs.
@xGreenxMonsterx: People that pronounce vase like "voz" make me want to punch them in the foz.