@audipenny: Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now
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@MariyaAlexander: I could never be an actress because I don't want kids and would never be able to say "but my favorite role is being a mom" at award shows.
@fart: Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts
@MrsMikePatton: If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?