@audipenny: Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now
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@GloriaFallon123: My 7-year-old daughter asked me twice today "what poison would kill someone the fastest?" and now I'm wondering if I've underestimated her.
@envydatropic: Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now
@imshitimsorry: aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?