@krishna_van: Sorry, I'm in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way.
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@ImaFlyontheWall: Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats
@WildeThingy: "I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!" Popeye tells his host. Hannibal winks. "The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."
@LuckoftheDraw86: In a room full of idiots screaming their opinions at the top of their lungs, be the guy in the corner doing finger guns with his reflection.