@krishna_van: Sorry, I'm in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way.
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@_ElvishPresley_: Priest: may God rest his soul *casket begins to lower* *I start clapping* *everyone looks at me* Me: sorry was that not the end of it
@junejuly12: Me: Maybe shouting "harder baby" during CPR training was not a great idea. Security Guard: Keep walking. Stop talking.
@kimmie_1980: Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger.