@Midgetspar: Sorry I'm late. My dog ate my car.
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@topaz_kell: [getting murdered] Me: "Could you please stop for a second?" *gives murderer a Snickers
@BoydPetrich: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?