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@PaperWash: "Sorry I'm late"

Why are there scratches all over your face?

"Jujitsu training"

You can scratch in jujitsu?

"It's my cat's best move"

“Sorry I’m late”

Why are there scratches all over your face?

“Jujitsu training”

You can scratch in jujitsu?

“It’s my cat’s best move”

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