@MensHumor: Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.
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@turboescortdude: Hey babies, I can do 12 push-ups. Impressed? Doap. Typo, meant babes. Impressed? No? Oh. Well then. Impressed babies?
@InternetHippo: JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child
@ShutUpThatsWho: [God making water] "it helps plants" ANGEL: nice "cleans things" A: ok "u die if u don't drink it" A: "& drown if u drink it wrong" A: what
@alispagnola: There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones.