@TheMichaelRock: You've made a powerful enemy, vending machine holding my candy bar hostage.
@Kyle_Lippert: Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
@PyrBliss: McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead.
@MooseAllain: Enter a cafe. Ask to see the menu. Say, Have you got anything a mouse would like? When they say No, whisper into your sleeve & leave.
@wickedsuga: This kid in target fell on the ground screaming bc his mom wouldn't buy him candy
& now she's yelling for us both to get up and be quiet.
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