@CulturedRuffian: Sounds painful and this is the weirdest pick up line ever. Can I just pay for my stuff and leave? Mmm-k, Thanks.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: 2015: This is our son, Aiden. 2016: This is our son, Lemonaiden.
@SamuelHLowe: I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, "So, what do we have here?"
@david8hughes: Therapist: what was it like growing up? Me: I just [reaches for tissues] kept getting taller.
@weinerdog4life: The instructions for this tent is just a picture of a husband yelling at his wife, that's weird.
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