@CulturedRuffian: Sounds painful and this is the weirdest pick up line ever. Can I just pay for my stuff and leave? Mmm-k, Thanks.
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@KalvinMacleod: FASHION BOSS: any new ideas? ME: how about a shirt with a hat F: so a hoodie? M: I call it a shat and as I say it out loud I hear my mistake
@3sunzzz: Many years ago I took a Cosmo quiz to discover the best names for my future kids. Seamen and Boomquifa have yet to appreciate my efforts.
@SEvans_author: I'm not saying animals are better than ppl, I'm just saying you've never seen a puppy jack up the price of prescription medication
@hilaryfairie: Omg, autocorrect! For the millionth time, I don't hate all those birches...
@MickyMax6: Eat anything u want. If people make fun of ur size... Eat them too
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