@Ygrene: Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*
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@ChrisStephensMD: Is it safe for Ryan Gosling to wink at a girl that's already pregnant or does it like, poke the baby?
@FrizerkaSandra: Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough.
@lmwortho: I think if a trained monkey could drive a car, cook & give out money, my kids wouldn't notice it wasn't me. I need a monkey.