@Ygrene: Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*
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@SteveKoehler22: Snapchat is going public in March with a $30 billion IPO. Investors only hope the value of stock shares holds up longer than its snaps.
@specialhug: People ask me the secret of a good tweet. It's called "proof-reading". Perhaps you've hard of it
@SaraThomas84: I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB
@megfraser: HELLO automatic flushing toilet!! I appreciate the enthusiasm but I really wasn't finished