@RorynotRoy: Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf.
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@shopkins776: I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae
@Cheeseboy22: My wife took me to the most amazing 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play.
@sageboggs: are those elderberries? [camera pans over to reveal a bunch of berries struggling to use the internet]