@RorynotRoy: Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf.
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@CastAwayKristen: Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn’t work. Help forum: Should’ve had a better case. Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now.