@RorynotRoy: Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf.
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@ShutUpThatsWho: [clown cleaning shower] MRS CLOWN: Don't forget to remove the hair from the drain. [clown just keeps pulling long multi-coloured hair out]
@2tickytacky: OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed.
@KeetPotato: ghosts in movies are stupid if i was a ghost id be in the bahamas but they're just like "lets stay here and move pots and pans"
@WheelTod: On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings.