@iamspacegirl: Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light.
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@usermcuserface: Mary Lincoln: we're going to that play tonight, and that's final! Abe Lincoln: ugh... how can this day get any worse?
@bfrosty04: I just got smiled at by a lovely cashier who has plenty of teeth, but clearly only brushes her favorites.