@FaisalAdam_: Spider-man never tweets via iPhone. He's a web kinda guy.
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@AntozWolf: I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from.
@StinkyGr33n: Also, those little Swiss Army knives are great when you need a tiny pair of scissors to open your Gummi Bears like some kind of crack head.
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can’t. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can’t. 4: Want to trade?