@briancthayer: Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web.
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@audipenny: Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like "well I better just go with it" and I begin sprinting at them
@SteveSuckington: Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.
@k_lli: Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them.