@briancthayer: Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web.
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@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.
@kyry5: [first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* "We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed*
@PFitzpa: My husband & I have a secret signal we use when it's time to leave a party. I pull an air horn out of my purse and blast it.