@briancthayer: Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web.
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@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.
@OctopusCaveman: I want a doctor and a lawyer to do commentary on Home Alone and discuss the severity of the injuries and the liability of the homeowners.
@TheBoydP: Four Worst Feelings Ever: 4. Losing your job 3. Romantic break up 2. Death of a loved one 1. Needing to pee when you're stuck in traffic