@sageboggs: *spits out coffee* VERB IS A NOUN
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@Tharin_P: You wanna hot body? You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears.
@OBiiieeee: Son, your mom and I have been fighting a lot lately and we have decided that *dad piledrives mom into the coffee table* we're gonna go pro.
@jackiembouvier: I just saw a girl hang half her body out the window of her car to give someone the finger. She is my spirit animal.
@ermahgarton: I don't really have a "blood type." I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance.