@StashTheTash: SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake.
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@just1fool: My daughter asked me if it was illegal to be blind which tells me I didn't explain "legally blind" very well.
@ElleOhHell: "The new iPhone 6 is bigger!" Meh. "It has more sensors!" Pfft. "You can block group texts." I WOULD LIKE ONE THOUSAND OF YOUR IPHONE