@StashTheTash: SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake.
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@BromanConsul: 1964:"Remember kids," a youth basketball coach says, "there's no "i" in team." "Not yet," whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, "... not yet."
@A_SmartAss: I googled "where do ninjas live?" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played.
@seethenare: If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out.