@nPhelendriqal: *Spoiler Alert* Siamese cats are just one cat, not two cats in one.
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@dafloydsta: WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?
@bobvulfov: APPLE GENIUS: how did u get so much water on the laptop [flashback to me taking my laptop into the shower so i could tweet] ME: hurricane
@Sal0630: *looks under bed* *checks closet* *shuts light, runs to bed* *pulls covers over head* *ice maker dumps ice* *dies from cardiac arrest*
@Robert_Beau: The reason that there are so many tweets about cats is that people with dogs go outside.