@EricaLynnz: Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental.

@murrman5: [looks up from laptop while updating résumé] son, you're good with computers "I'm alright" how do I find pictures of mean looking dinosaurs?

@hero_ofthenight: The more laundry I do, the less nudists seem crazy to me.

@TheMichaelRock: People in public restrooms don't really like playing Peek-a-boo, apparently.

@iGreenMonk: 1)Print out a "WANTED" poster with your face on it. 2)Dress as a cop. 3)Go around asking people if they've seen this person.