@thispartyislame: Sprayed a spider with some Davidoff Cool Water & it didn't die. Now I'm just stuck with a spider that I wanna bang.
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@mikeleffingwell: DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*
@shanethevein: The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
@NotBachibawlz: Carried 9 oranges up to the cashier and she says "Ya want a box for them?" "I was willing to pay" I said "but I guess we can fight for em"