@noog: Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job
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@WineMummy: Sorry I had sex with your hot gardener, but in my defense, you did say that I needed Jesus in me.
@PellMull: Everyone is unique. Except you. You are not unique. You are the only not unique person in human history.