@TheTweetOfGod: St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland.
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@NervousJr: "I can't wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices." -me, dieting
@AmericanGent69: My 6 year old came into the bathroom while I was using it to tell me she hates it when the dog comes into the bathroom when she's using it.
@theevilwriter: Getting married lost its appeal as soon as I figured out that acquiring a maid of honor wasn't going to get my floors washed.