@TheTweetOfGod: St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland.
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@NervousJr: People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.
@DrDogMD: PATIENT: Since I got this new job my feet are killing me. DR DOG: What's your job? PATIENT: Mailman DR DOG: *chases him out of room barking*