@NickMcNevich: Stalker? Me? Nooooo. But you should call your mom, she left you a message yesterday while you were sleeping. I muted it so you could rest
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@MeetingBoy: I love how you changed "Conclusions" to "Learnings" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?
@heatherlou_: My boss said if I tried to take Friday off, I could just take the rest of the year off so that's kinda neat.
@ambamthankyamam: Hey people that twitter says are "similar to me", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!
@Birdhumms: "Your sense of entitlement is destroying our relationship" *me to my dog while trying to eat without having to share.