@AyeGimp: Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud "target is in site!", see who panics.
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@andreeahluscu: All I'm saying is that if M&M's poured out of a person after you stabbed them, I'd probably lose my moral compass very quickly.
@TheRolo: I don't know who you are, but if you don't stop sending me phone books, I will find you.....and I will kill you.
@chewlongkok_: [On phone to police] Has there been a report of a pervert in the park? P: No, there hasn't. Me: oh good. [Goes back to hiding in bushes]
@ashleycrem: HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they're transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise.