@envydatropic: 99 bottles of beer on the wall? Challenge accepted

@TheHyyyype: [creation of insects] LIGHTNING BUG: I will illuminate the night BEE: I will pollinate flowers FLY: I will eat shit and die

@TheTalkingPipe: Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me.

@kumailn: "I'm old." -everyone over the age of 18

@ItsAndyRyan: 'Escalator' is what He-Man's enemy is called in Spain.