@SequelsWeWant: The Conjuring 3:
Evil spirits torment another single mom & her kids.
The kids torment them back.
They're better at it.
The spirits flee.
@squirrel74wkgn: Cashier: Such a GREAT day...how's your weekend?
Me: *slides tampons across counter*
Cashier: Nevermind...
@WilliamRodgers: I'm not sure which is worse:
People who force their religion on you...
Or
Anyone who's ever said "Oh it's because I'm a Virgo."
@Jake_Vig: If he marries someone else, raises a family, and leads a very fulfilling life, maybe he's just not that into you.
@Rollinintheseat: "It started out with a Kiss, how did it end up like this?"- Me, after eating an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate.
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