@rickolantern: *stands on scanner at self checkout, weighing self after keying in mango code, just to see what net worth is in mangoes
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@IamJackBoot: Relax TV weatherman with your sciencey explanation of today's fog. It's a cloud on the ground, just say it. Help me not hate you.
@yerpalmildsauce: WARDEN: You have been sentenced to the Electric Cher ME: in the what now *a metallic voice sings out: ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＢＥＬＩＥＶＥ ＩＮ ＬＩＦＥ ＡＦＴＥＲ ＬＯＶＥ*
@daemonic3: [arrested in 1985] COP: you get 1 call ME: [dials one of 37 numbers from memory] Hi, I have bad news [arrested in 2018] COP: you get 1 call ME: [trying to remember ANY number] I think there's a 7 in it