@GianDoh: Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it.
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@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress
@ch000ch: it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head.
@OfficialMizGin: I wish I were a Jedi. I don’t want to use the Force or anything. I just want to hang out in my bathrobe all day.
@dire_beard: [At a child's birthday party, holding a poorly taxidermied possum] I heard someone likes stuffed animals!